Thursday, March 19, 2015

How to do the Mud Run at Green Pastures!!!

How to do the MUD RUN!!!!!!!!!!


The Mud Run. It doesn't really sound too hard, but if you attempt it without this very handy step-by-step guide, you will be WRECKED!!!!!!! So you're pretty lucky to have this in your hands. Read on, and don't miserably fail when it is your turn.......


Materials:

- VERY OLD CLOTHES!! (be ready to throw them out afterwards!!) OR

- You can wear toggs, if you prefer not to throw anything out

- A Mud Run

- A lake to wash out in afterwards

- A whole HEAP of time to brace yourself for what's ahead AND to finish it!


Steps:

1. Take off glasses or any other valuable things. These will get SUPER MUDDY!!!  

2. Then take a few deep breaths. Once you catch a glimpse and whiff, your stomach will go CRAZY!!!

3. Get stuck in!!! Literally! You'll probably get stuck a few times.

*HANDY TIP:* To prevent yourself from getting stuck, don't stay in one place for more than a few seconds. The more you move, the less likely you'll get stuck.

4. Try get all the help you can get from the people around you

5. After practically forever you've finished!! Well Done!!


So now you know what you have to do, what are you waiting for?! Hurry up and get in!!!!